Do You Know Me?

“Forward this survey to everyone you know to see how well he or she knows you. Fill this survey out about the person who sent it to you and send it back to them.” I have included a few of the responses I received…

Question: Where did we meet?
Michael’s Answer: On the corner of Peachtree Pkwy and Hwy 74, underneath the Peachtree City Welcome Home sign.
Elaina’s Answer: In middle school
Julie’s Answer: at college

Question: Take a stab at my middle name.
Michael’s Answer: Bitch
Elaina’s Answer: Marie or Ann?
Julie’s Answer: Lynn
Real Answer: Lee

Question: Color of my eyes?
Michael’s Answer: I forget, I wasn't looking.
Elaina’s Answer: Brown
Julie’s Answer: Brown
Real Answer: Blue!!!

Do I smoke/drink?
Michael’s Answer: You don't smoke but you drink, a lot, and you get nasty when you do.
Real Answer: smoke-no, drink-on occasion

Do you remember one of the first things I said to you?
Michael’s Answer: Yes, I believe it was, "Just because you work at the bank doesn't mean you can give me a check. I take cash only fuckface."

What's my favorite type of music?
Michael’s Answer: That damn girl who won the first American Idol.
Elaina’s Answer: I would guess rock stuff like Linkin Park?
Real Answer: I like just about every type of music.

What is the best feature about me?
Michael’s Answer: You refer to asses as "poopers."
Elaina’s Answer: your eyes (I find that funny seeing she thought me eyes are brown!)

What's your favorite memory of me?
Michael’s Answer: Hating and making fun of the same people.
Elaina’s Answer: Painting my room and being nervous that you would knock something over.
Julie's Answer: When you babysat Sarah and she pooped all over the toliet.

What is my favorite movie?
Michael’s Answer: Debbie Does Dallas 1 through 15 (except 5, 9 and 11), Busty Babes in Budapest, Visions of X: Psycho Thriller Sex, Brunette Beauties 8.0, Horny Housewives 3, Amateur Sex Machines 3 and Luscious Lips of Pleasure 2.
Elaina’s Answer: grease?
Real Answer: I have lots of favorites, Grease being one of them. The ones Michael listed being NONE of them…smart-ass!