Funnies

Funny #1:
Teacher - "Where is your mother's fiance?"
Student - "My mama told me not to tell you that he is in jail."

Funny #2 (Not Really) but I Had To Share:
Last Friday I had a heart-to-heart with a student I will refer to as Eeyore. The conversation was about how life is not as bad as he thought it was yadda, yadda, yadda. This weeks goal for Eeyore was to turn something he saw as negative into something positive. Today his mom came to school to check him out early...beacuse their house had just burned down and they were going to stay with the grandmother. Yeah, I feel like a real ass. I can't wait to see Eeyore again.

Negative: house burned down
Positive: uhhhh, you get a few days out of school becasue you have to go to your grandmother's house...