You might be a school employee if...

I got this as a forward in my email today. I chose to post my favorite ones:

2. You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to work 8 to 4 and have summers free."

3. You can tell if it's a full moon without looking outside.

4. You believe "shallow gene pool" should have its own check box on a report card.

6. When out in public, you feel the urge to snap your fingers at children you do not know and correct their behavior.

9. You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.

10. You wonder how some parents ever MANAGED to reproduce.

12. You encourage an obnoxious parent to check into charter schools or home schooling.

13. You can't have children because there's no name you could give a child that wouldn't bring on high blood pressure the moment you heard it.

16. Meeting a child's parent instantly answers the question, "Why is this kid like this?"