Top 10 Ways to Know You've Been Testing Too Much

10. At dinner, you slowly walk around table to make sure everyone's eating correctly.

9. Only writing implements in house: #2 pencils.

8. You keep giving yourself 10 minute breaks on your stairmaster.

7. You begin to mumble to yourself: Bubble, bubble... toil and trouble....

6. When the family sits down to watch TV you take the clicker and say, "Now, is everybody ready?"

5. You believe that the only letters in the alphabet are A, B, C, and D.

4. You count answer sheets and test booklets to fall asleep.

3. When telling people your age, you include months.

2. In conversation, you begin each sentence: "Now, listen".

1. You're so delirious, you begin making up ridiculous Top Ten lists! (okay, so this one is dumb. but the rest were pretty funny.)